Joke #20 Q: How do you stop a SL Benfica fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Real Madrid jersey!
Joke #19 Q: What is the shortest book in the world called? 
A: The Book of Intelligent SL Benfica Fans 
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Joke #18 Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So SL Benfica fans can get laid too.
Joke #17 Q: What is the difference between a SL Benfica fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. 
Joke #16 Q: What does an SL Benfica fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Joke #15 Q: What does a SL Benfica fan do when his team has won the Championship? 
A: He turns off the PlayStation. 
Joke #14 Q: How do you keep a SL Benfica fan from masterbating?
A: You paint the Manchester United logo on his dick and he won’t beat it for years!
Joke #13 Q: If you see a SL Benfica fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him? ?
A: It could be your bike.
Joke #12 Q: what is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead SL Benfica fan? 
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Joke #11 Q: What do you call a SL Benfica fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
Joke #10 Q: How do you casterate a SL Benfica fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Joke #9 Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and a SL Benfica striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while! 
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Joke #8 Q: How do you stop an SL Benfica fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Real Madrid jersey!
Joke #7 Q: What is the new SL Benfica official cologne creating a lot of buzz?
A: You wear it and the other guy scores.
Joke #6 Q: Why do SL Benfica players always look so happy?
A: Because when midgets run, the grass tickles their balls! 
Joke #5 Q: What do you call an SL Benfica fan with half a brain? 
A: Gifted. 
Joke #4 Q: What do you call 5 SL Benfica fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel. 
Joke #3 Q: What do SL Benfica fans use as birth control? 
A: Their personalities.
Joke #2 Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? 
A: Ask a SL Benfica fan! 
Joke #1 Q: what is the difference between a SL Benfica fan and a vibrator?
A: A SL Benfica fan is a real dick.

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